September Horoscope: Back to School

Rosa Stern Pait, Co-Editor in Chief

visual by Rosa Stern Pait
visual by Rosa Stern Pait
Aries

 

March 21 – April 19

 

Be wary of your homeroom teacher. They may not be all they seem.

 

Taurus

 

April 20 – May 20

 

Do not under any circumstances lose your pencil case.

 

Gemini

 

May 21 – June 20

 

You will have good luck at tryouts if you seize the opportunity.

 

Cancer

 

June 21 – July 22

 

Someone wants to be your friend. Let them.

 

Leo

 

July 23 – August 22

 

The new school supplies you purchased may not serve you well.

 

Virgo

 

August 23 – September 22

 

Don’t laugh at underclassmen. Don’t laugh at upperclassmen. We’re all trying our best.

 

Libra

 

September 23 – October 22

 

Feel free to laugh at anyone. You deserve it.

 

Scorpio

 

October 23 – November 21

 

Despite how awesome your summer was, try to keep a positive attitude.

 

Sagittarius

 

November 22 – December 21

 

The quad is an auspicious location for lunch.

 

Capricorn

 

December 22 – January 19

 

Take naps. You’ll need to rest.

 

Aquarius

 

January 20 – February 18

 

Stay alert in your English class – your teacher will say something crucial.

 

Pisces

 

February 19 – March 20

 

Get through the first few weeks. The rest will come easier.